Catching The Fleecing Krasmontrats is a rare and spiritual experience for everyone involved. During their toe-tapping performances wheelbound pensioners have been seen to walk again, and blind members of the crowd commonly throw down their walking sticks and jump head first into the mosh pit. Between songs the band often ask the audience to crowd-surf the sick and diseased to the stage where they are routinely cured of all ailments.

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